Fedex arrived today with a box from Dell for Bill. He called me at lunch time "just to say hi"...yeah, right! So I played along and chatted him up until he couldn't stand it any more and asked "Did FEDEX bring my new computer?" "Come on Bill, I know you probably have been checking the tracking and saw they delivered it at 10."
"Yes", he said "but it shows someone named 'Solsen' signed for it and I was worried they delivered it to the wrong address." Nope, just my crummy handwriting. "Well, I'll come straight home tonight."
Hmmmmmm...I wonder if he's really missing me or is it the delivery he wants to embrace? What do you think?
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