Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost (J.R.R. Tolkien)
Friday, May 4, 2012
Yesterday we missed Boneless Wing Thursday at Buffalo Wild Wings. The boneless wings sell for about 50 cents a piece all day and we usually try to have lunch there on Thursday. It's not only that we're cheap, we're retired...enuf said.
Anyway, we were hankering for the wings, so we went there today for lunch at twice the cost.
After lunch, Wild Bill had to go to the restroom so I went and sat in the truck outside. He came out and related this story, and I laughed 'til, literally, I cried:
Wild Bill hurried into the restroom and into the stall. Someone came in and went into the stall next to him, peed and flushed, and went out. Wild Bill "finished up" and opened the stall door to see two women washing their hands.
"Holy Shit!" he said "Is this the ladies room?"
When I could, I asked him if he washed his hands.
"Hell no! I ran straight out the door."
I still had one last question....
"What did the women say?"
To which he replied,
"They didn't say anything, they were laughing themselves stupid like ya'll."